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Useless Fork

Bitcoin UF is not the original Bitcoin. It doesn’t restore the original Bitcoin protocol, it doesn’t scale. Bitcoin UF will maintain the vision set out by Satoshi Sakamoko’s white paper in 2019.

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Main Features

The first 100% real useless Bitcoin Fork

From the real-real Satoshi

Everybody is tired of random Bitcoins made by people that claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto, this is the real deal.

Safe Return

Based on our super experienced team and our awesome Whipaper. We can say this is very Safe. Wow. Such rise. Many profit

Guaranteed value

Thanks to our transparency, we offer investors no value. Since Bitcoin UF is not worth anything to start with, there's nowhere to go but up!

The Absolute Roadmap

Powered by real people

You're going to give some random person on the internet money, and they're going to take it and go buy stuff with it. In exchange you will receive an useless token.

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QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a scam?

Of course not! Is a 100% honest shitcoin. You are giving away your money to a completely stranger and in return getting a shitcoin with the Bitcoin name on it. Check the Whitepaper if you have any doubts!.

What can I do with Bitcoin UF?

Trade it, give it to your ex, set it on fire, think that can make you rich and poor at the same time. Schrödinger's Bitcoin.

Other than that, nothing. Like 99% of the crypto market.

Will it be traded on Exchanges?

It will be traded on any DEX. If I make enough money I'll pay the listing of any scammy exchange just for fun.

Can I get a refund?

Well... no, not really. Doesn't work that way.

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Choose Your BITCOIN

Buy your Bitcoin UF

Bitcoin UF will start being a ERC-20 standard token that can be traded on all decentralized exchanges. After the distribution I'll try to convince CZ of migrating into the Binance Chain.

BTC
$0.001
// per Bitcoin UF
Be the owner of the future " real" Bitcoin
100% Real Use case
The biggest whale can get its photo as the real Satoshi in the team
Please send your Ethereum address on the Notes when buying.
Moon
Ethereum
$0.001
// per Bitcoin UF
Be the owner of the future " real" Bitcoin
100% Real Use case
The biggest whale can get its photo as the real Satoshi in the team
Please send your Ethereum address on the Notes when buying.
Mars
Anything
$0.001
// per Bitcoin UF
Be the owner of the future " real" Bitcoin
100% Real Use case
The biggest whale can get its photo as the real Satoshi in the team
Please send your Ethereum address on the Notes when buying.
Stratosphere
Seriously if make any decent money with this I'll use it to create a project against scams in the crypto space. Check out FAQ and don’t hesitate to contact us.

Proof of FakeSatoshi

Our network doesn't run on PoS, neither on PoW. Our blockchain runs in PoF, Proof of FakeSatoshi. The algorithm acts almost like PoS but somehow faster.

Better than Libra

We are backed by the same assets as Libra. Vaporware. Also we won't steal or use any of your data. We like privacy

Some token details
3 Happy Customers
102,500 Bitcoin UF sold
1 Team Member
30+ Cups of Coffee
Who We Are

The Dream Team

Reflecting its mission to fulfill the vision of Bitcoin, the project name represents the “Useless Fork” or UF.

The Real Satoshi
I'm Satoshi now. Elon if you see this, can I use your photo?
Katie Nakamoto
This random girl I've found in Google. Satoshi's Sister.
Satoshi Rastafari
Yes, I'm handsome and intelligent, also fake.
Satoshi Mars
PhD in economics in a parallel universe. Also a singer.
Helen Francis

“Bitcoin UF has changed the my life, it shows how we can get to the moon with no code and no team behind, is the better Bitcoin.”

// random fake person
Thomas Steele

“My portfolio was full of shitcoins and now it's been completed. Gotta catch em all.”

// FAKE Entrepreneur
Maude Young

“I was paid shitloads of money and a lot of tokens that I will dump as soon as we get listed on an exchange. But yeh, I fully believe in the vision of the team...”

// FAKE ADVISOR
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